The "Don't Be a Jerk" Terms of Service
1. Play Fair
By using osuvox.net, you agree not to do anything illegal. We're a payment processor, not a getaway driver. If you're doing something that would make your mother disappointed (or get you arrested), don't do it here.
2. The 1% Rule
We charge a 1% transaction fee. We think this is fair because it keeps the lights on in our private datacenter and pays for the coffee required to maintain this code. No hidden fees, no monthly subscriptions, no "convenience" surcharges. Just 1%.
3. Crypto is Wild
Cryptocurrencies are volatile. They go up, they go down, they sometimes go sideways. We process the payments, but we don't control the markets. You accept that prices might change between the time a payment is initiated and when it hits your wallet.
4. API Usage
Don't try to break our API. If you find a bug, tell us. If you try to exploit it, we'll have to part ways. We like people who build cool things; we're less fond of people who try to set things on fire.
Summary
Basically: Be honest, pay the fee, and let's keep the crypto flowing.