The "We Know Basically Nothing" Privacy Policy

1. Minimal Collection (The "Less is More" Strategy)

We collect so little information about you that sometimes we forget you even exist. It's not that we don't care—we just think your business is, well, your business.

We keep your email address (so you can log in) and your public wallet addresses (so we can send you your money). Beyond that, we're basically strangers.

2. We Don't Sell Your Data

Selling user data is for people who can't build good products. We'd rather build something you actually want to use than sell your soul to an advertiser for three cents. We have never sold your data, and we never will.

3. Anonymous Communication

For our backend email services, we use johndoe.email. It's private, anonymous, and ensures that even our automated emails aren't leaving a digital trail through Big Tech's servers. You can use johndoe.email too.

4. No Clouds Here

Our datacenter is NOT in AWS, Azure, or Google Cloud. We aren't just another tenant in a shared datacenter. We operate geographically redundant servers that are owned solely by osuvox.net.

Your data sits on physical hardware that isn't being scraped by an AI or monitored by a trillion-dollar corporation's "efficiency bots." The datacenter location is kept secret, and the front-end of this website is served through a WireGuard VPN. Privacy first.